Wedgie Whoa!
Hiking your G-String so it’s visible is not a fashion statement, it’s a self induced wedgie. This ridiculous trend is more pole dancer than fashionista….Tuck’em in your pants unless your hoping to fill them with dollar bills!
UUUUGGGGG!
Enough People! Uggs are glorified house slippers and NOT appropriate with every golly-gosh-darn thing in your closet! A cocktail dress with Uggs is a fashion atrocity! QUIT IT!
The look of boots with a dress can be dazzling, but you need to make sure the sophistication of your shoes match the event!
Dreadlocks
Matted, webbed cranial eels look sci-fi frightening and scream to the world “I’ve lived in a cave without a hairbrush since Bob Marley died”.
Cute groomed dreadlocks can be adorable, unique and expressive. No brush, doesn’t mean no fuss… tended dreads will keep you office appropriate and socially celebrated.
Colors
A punch of color is a plenty! Too much and you look like you just escaped a clown car.
Remember, colorful tops look richer when paired with crisp neutrals and earth tones. And when going bold, choose one or two bright colors max for high voltage style.