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Sneakers


dont23aOkay, okay, okay… they are comfortable… but they are also the ugliest clunky man shoes in the world? How are you supposed to feel like a beautiful woman in these?


dont23bStep into the 21st century with sleek, de-clunk-ified, urban sneakers. They are cute, comfy and will help you walk with a Cents of Style (wink)!

Skirts


dont24aWe all have a version of this “comfortable”, black, clingy, rear enlarging, thought-I-was-camouflaging skirt hanging in our closet. Hmmmm, if we all band together and surrender these horrible fabric tubes we could fashion a tarp large enough to block the sun and save the world from global warming!!! Whataya think?


dont24bA knee length A-Line skirt that falls freely from the largest part of the hip is the most flattering silhouette on everyone. Remember, there is nothing more comfortable than looking fabulous!

Eyebrows


dont25aOver plucked, dislocated, misshaped, and/or drawn on clown-brows are a MAJOR beauty NO NO!


dont25bPerfect brows are beauty magic! Eyebrows should widen and highlight your eyes, frame and slim your face as well as add subtle character to your expressions. (For brow instruction check out ASK ANDY)

Pants


dont26aA capri pant has a tapered leg that narrows at the calf. This cut structurally makes your bottom look like it is exploding up from your ankles! Who needs that?


dont26bA cropped pant falls cleanly from the largest part of your bottom and crops just below the fullest part of your calf. This cut is much more flattering, deemphasizing your bottom and elongating your legs!