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Legs


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White hosiery with black shoes looks like a cross between Minnie Mouse and Florence Nightingale! Never a good look, even with pants but especially with a casual polo dress!


dont54bBare legs and ballerina flats are a win-win with a casual dress. If hosiery is required choose nude or a dark color when wearing dark shoes!

Billboards


dont53aHear ye! Hear ye! Your butt should not be a billboard! Cooley’s should be salutation, declaration, suggestion and advertisement FREE!

Denim Treatment


dont52aBad denim treatment can be booty-vicious! Highlighting your assets is one thing, but looking like you sat in bleach is another.


dont52bBe sure to check your rear view before you leave the fitting room. Any “butt treatment” should be subtle and make your bottom look plump and peachy not big and bleachy!

Horizontal Lines


dont51aMost of us don’t need bold horizontal lines highlighting how wide we are! Stripes are a very powerful design that should to be used strategically!


dont51bThe best stripes build shape, redirect the eye and enhance your silhouette. Choose stripes that are vertical or diagonal for the most figure flattering look.

Trousers


dont50aSnow cones should be sweet childhood memories, not the shape of your britches! Tapered pants and capris are big bottom builders.


dont50bA straight leg trouser with a wider waist band, slanted front pockets and no pleats create a long lean shape that will rock your style!