Plaid Pants
Plaids and prints on the posterior make for prickly pants predicaments. With this much patterned “ca-Pow” on the cooley one expects clown shoes to anchor the ensemble! Your pants should never look like they were designed by Ringling Brothers.
Flattering plaid pants offer subtle visual texture and don’t colorfully declare the radius of your lower half! If you can’t get away with wearing the plaid as an earth-toned neutral, it’s too much print for your bottom!
Blazers
A long double breasted blazer with hulking shoulder pads, wide sleeves and straight pockets is a recipe for a masculine looking mess!
Feminine blazers should end at the hip bone, offer shape through the waist, have fitted sleeves and a balanced lapel. If Bugsy Segal would have worn in…you shouldn’t!
Big Pockets
Big bad boobie pockets (with honkin’ flaps no less) give you beastly blouse baggage? Think about it… Do you really need to store things in this area?
Socks & Sandals
No matter how many times you see it, it’s still NOT okay! This sloppy fashion flub tells the world you’ve given up! Socks and sandals are simply not worn by strong, powerful, feminine ladies. Com’on Hot Stuff… you know better!
Slippers
These are rubber GARDEN slippers not Sunday-Goin-To-Meetin’-Shoes. If red CROCS are your “dress-up” pair… it’s time to get a clue and get your foot back in a shoe!
Comfy can be ladylike!